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Flat • Warm • Bright • Odd • Even • Lower • Upper • Paired • Mirrored • Triplets • ℗ Surprise!

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Tape Speed Control

℗ Slower • ÷2 • Faster • x2 • Shuffle! • Reset

Animation Parameters

mode Soft Hard • Solo Duo Trio
speed ÷8 ÷4 ÷2 • Normal • x2 x4 x8
range Set→[ Low • High ]←Set

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Visualizer • White • PiNk • Brown • J↓↑K • Help

A contribution by Preston3

You're one of the few employees working midshift at a Facebook Data center following up on a ticket when you notice that the internal communication system is down. Trying to reconnect is futile, but surely it's not that serious. You do a quick nslookup just to see what the deal is, only to find that the all Facebook infrastructure DNS is no longer resolving. You quickly attempt to leave the room but now your badge won't scan to open the door. You check your whatsapp, unable to connect, messenger, unable to connect.

No one can communicate, and worst of all no one can get into the building... You're just a low level techie trapped in an unrelated server room. This one isn't your problem.. No managers to ruin your focus, no random intruders to distract you, you go back to your last ticket and continue troubleshooting a local Kubernetes instance in total peace.

Published on October 5th, 2021
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Use a laptop or desktop computer, as you will be asked to use keyboard shortcuts.

To create your custom composite generator, browse the site for slider contents: open any generator on myNoise, and select the sliders you want to use in your custom set by 'zeroing' all others, then hit [c] to collect all active sliders into a hidden stack. Move to a next generator and repeat the process until you have accumulated 10 sliders. Now hit [shift+c] to render your custom composite generator. At any point, press [x+c] to clear the hidden stack.